Who Da Hell! No.1

Well, so much for a measly intro. Now onto more occurring matters... like the personality of the week
Presenting....
sudARSEan:
Now dis guy is the guy whom i see everytime i have an electric circuits hour. Why the fuck? I have no damn idea! Ne ways, onto descriptions:

Physical appearance: A 2yr old's clay model of a chimp, deftly manouvered to horrid imperfection. Has just enough space between his belt and his neck for his arms to pop out. And wuts worse, this guy is a left hander. So everytime he writes on the board, its like watching a mirror image of a set of unusually long pair of pants and a necktie (or the belt, it is confusing to say wuts wut) moving back and forth in the most displeasing fashion.

Character Description: This guy is about as sharp as a flat tyre.

Potential Use: !!!!Domain Error!!!!

Cranial Capacity: About 2.7 litres of hot air.

Philosphy in life: "The reactance of a capacitor is the quantity of the mind"

Trademark practice: Constantly staring between the legs of whomever he is speaking to. Yes, even when he says 'learn to stand up when a staff member approaches u... atleast pretend to do so'

Wit and Humour: -----option unavailable------

Charges of Crime: Aesthetic molestation

Closest relative: A baboon's ass

Well... im gonna start to puke if i dont stop here... so adios.

Y DA HELL?

Ya, I got a real name, without numbers, underscores and unfortunately free of any insults to the women community. No Im not the least interested in keeping my identity a secret till death. No I dont wanna find cute friends online and hell no I dont wanna cry on some old invisible e-hag's shoulders over how my toilet flush never worked, about how i think my neighbour's dog is lesbian, about how devastated I got after flunking in a surprise class test in 'industrial waste disposition plans' the significance of which I havent figured out as yet...
Oh, and Im straight and have a definite gender... Then y am I blogging?
I sure have a damn lot to think about tonite!