tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-120677202011-04-21T21:06:01.810-07:00Ivanhoehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00250212031323049650noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12067720.post-1113416911798323912005-04-13T10:43:00.000-07:002005-04-13T11:28:31.800-07:00Well, so much for a measly intro. Now onto more occurring matters... like the personality of the week <br />Presenting.... <br />sudARSEan:<br /> Now dis guy is the guy whom i see everytime i have an electric circuits hour. Why the fuck? I have no damn idea! Ne ways, onto descriptions:<br /><br /> Physical appearance: A 2yr old's clay model of a chimp, deftly manouvered to horrid imperfection. Has just enough space between his belt and his neck for his arms to pop out. And wuts worse, this guy is a left hander. So everytime he writes on the board, its like watching a mirror image of a set of unusually long pair of pants and a necktie (or the belt, it is confusing to say wuts wut) moving back and forth in the most displeasing fashion.<br /><br /> Character Description: This guy is about as sharp as a flat tyre.<br /><br /> Potential Use: !!!!Domain Error!!!!<br /><br /> Cranial Capacity: About 2.7 litres of hot air.<br /><br /> Philosphy in life: "The reactance of a capacitor is the quantity of the mind"<br /> <br /> Trademark practice: Constantly staring between the legs of whomever he is speaking to. Yes, even when he says 'learn to stand up when a staff member approaches u... atleast pretend to do so'<br /><br /> Wit and Humour: -----option unavailable------<br /><br /> Charges of Crime: Aesthetic molestation<br /><br /> Closest relative: A baboon's ass<br /><br />Well... im gonna start to puke if i dont stop here... so adios.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12067720-111341691179832391?l=404accessdenied.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ivanhoehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00250212031323049650noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12067720.post-1113149893173101662005-04-10T08:04:00.000-07:002005-04-10T09:18:13.173-07:00Ya, I got a real name, without numbers, underscores and unfortunately free of any insults to the women community. No Im not the least interested in keeping my identity a secret till death. No I dont wanna find cute friends online and hell no I dont wanna cry on some old invisible e-hag's shoulders over how my toilet flush never worked, about how i think my neighbour's dog is lesbian, about how devastated I got after flunking in a surprise class test in 'industrial waste disposition plans' the significance of which I havent figured out as yet... <br />Oh, and Im straight and have a definite gender... Then y am I blogging? <br />I sure have a damn lot to think about tonite!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12067720-111314989317310166?l=404accessdenied.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ivanhoehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00250212031323049650noreply@blogger.com0